So last night, I came home and my cat was at the door, waiting to run inside. I thought he would run to the front door, but he ran downstairs towards my room.
This was my reaction. "Idiot!"
So I now call my cat idiot. It's harsh, but quite funny actually.
"Idiot dont get on my bed yet!"
"look what Idiot did yesterday"
"Idiot get out of my drawer!"
"Idiot watch the movie!"