My cat

So last night, I came home and my cat was at the door, waiting to run inside. I thought he would run to the front door, but he ran downstairs towards my room.
This was my reaction. "Idiot!"
So I now call my cat idiot. It's harsh, but quite funny actually.

"Idiot dont get on my bed yet!"
"look what Idiot did yesterday"
"Idiot get out of my drawer!"
"Idiot watch the movie!"

Things that make me happy

So I am having kind of a bad day, so to cheer myself up, I am going to write about things that make me happy.

1. Hugs
2. Funny jokes
3. Music
4. Friends
5. Conference talks
6. Sign Language
7. Games
8. Movies
9. Inside jokes
10. The scriptures

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check out this blog:
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and you should all go to the 5k fun run!

The Greatest Thing

So I found a quote from one of the talks I was reading. Here it is,
When you tell a filthy story,
Do you ever stop to think
What impression you have made upon the crowd?
Do you think the boys enjoy it?
Do you think because they laugh
That you have sufficient reason to be proud?
Do you know that you exhibit
All that is within your soul,
When the filthy story passes from your tongue?
It reveals your own defilement,
It proclaims your ignorance,
It disgusts all decent boys who love real fun.
Do you think that you exhibit
Any real common sense,
When you show the crowd how rotten is your mind?
Do you know that you dishonor
Both your parents and your friends?
Think it over, boy, and that is what you’ll find.
Be a little choice in language;
Be a little more refined,
If respect of those around you you would win.
You will have a great advantage
Over those who are inclined
To go through life in filth and slime and sin.

And I just thought: "holy crap! If only every guy at my school could read this!"
I go to highschool and many of the things you hear in the hall are vulgar or dirty, and I just wonder how much something small like this could change some things. If you think about it, it could change quite a lot.

What do you think?

Thoughts

So tonight I was reading, and the book said something like this:
"his head was as white as an egg"

So this is what I pictured.

Then I thought: Well if it was really an egg couldn't they color it with a crayon to make him tan?

And I pictured this.

I don't know where it came from, but I thought of that.